Did anyone notice this chick from episode 8.
I am not really sure if this could be Rick’s wife or not but the idea of Rick having sex with a half alien chick and then Beth finds out she is half alien as well would be one rad plot twist. .3.
Doofus Rick can eat all the shit he wants. He is still the best alternate Rick ever.
Kyle: Oh, hey Stan. Where’s your best buddy, Gary?
Stan: I’m not hanging around that kid anymore.
Cartman: Oh no! You guys broke up?
Stan: You guys were right, okay? The new kid’s a douche. Now I just gotta find a way to keep him away from me.
Gary: …Hey, Stan.
Stan: Oh, brother…
Cartman: Uh oh! The jilted lover returns!
Gary: Listen, I just wanted to let you know you don’t have to worry about me trying to be your friend anymore.
Stan: I don’t?
Gary: Look. Maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense. And maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up. But I have a great life and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that! The truth is… I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up! Because what the Church teaches now is loving your family, being nice, and helping people! And even though people in this town might think that’s stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan… but you’re so high and mighty, you couldn’t look past my religion and just be my friend back. You’ve got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls. (Walks away.)
Cartman: …Damn, that kid is cool, huh?
— episode 712, “All About Mormons”
"I know the few words of City’s consolation mean nothing to me
Even so, why am i still waiting on the same spot?
I don’t necessarily want people to understand me
All i want is someone who could stand next to me"
— Alone By SeeU
After I found out about Rick’s catchphrase. and knowing what it really meant. I think I almost died a little inside. Rick was in so much pain and he drank to numb everything.
Now I just want to rp him again but I lost the password to my rick rp account. D: I am now dead.
Jessica in Ricksy Business
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